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Old 31st July 2012, 12:33 AM   #201
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A jeweler announces on his door: Buy old gold.
When exactly gold becomes old??
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Old 1st August 2012, 02:21 AM   #202
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A jeweler announces on his door: Buy old gold.
When exactly gold becomes old??
"Old" gold, "low" gold, etc. are euphemisms that buyers use to pay as little as possible for the gold.
Old gold means nothing.
Low gold means it has less than 18 karats.

Many gold buyers have their own Philosopher's Stone, consists of a cloth soaked in mercury, amalgamation with gold and staining, then they say: this is low gold, you see?
When the need for money is very urgent, you bend down your head and say: Ok, low gold...
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Old 1st August 2012, 02:49 AM   #203
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A couple was doing their shopping for the home ...

Suddenly the wife realizes her husband is away ...

She infuriates, calls her husband's cell phone:
- Where the hell did you get, you bastard! She asks very angry.

He replied:
- My Love: Do you remember the jewelry in which you saw the pearl necklace and the watch of which you fell. And I did not bring money and I said: "My love do not worry, one day will be yours"?

The woman flushed and replied with much love:
- Yes! Now I remember my baby, sweetheart, divine, my charm!

- Well.! I'm in the liquor store is on the front.!

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Old 5th August 2012, 08:41 PM   #204
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"Old" gold, "low" gold, etc. are euphemisms that buyers use to pay as little as possible for the gold.
Old gold means nothing.
Low gold means it has less than 18 karats.

Many gold buyers have their own Philosopher's Stone, consists of a cloth soaked in mercury, amalgamation with gold and staining, then they say: this is low gold, you see?
When the need for money is very urgent, you bend down your head and say: Ok, low gold...
''Old gold'' is a attempt to deceive the seller, as gold never gets old, even aluminum can be melted and reused.
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Old 7th August 2012, 12:34 AM   #205
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In the Army, General visits the hospital.
Asks the first patient
- Why are you here, soldier?
- Because I suffer from hemorrhoids, sir!
- How do you heal?
- With brushstrokes of iodine, sir!
- Do you have any special needs?
- Get well soon to serve my country, sir!
The second patient
- Why are you here, soldier?
- Because I suffer from hemorrhoids, sir!
- How do you heal?
- With brushstrokes of iodine, sir!
- Do you have any special needs?
- Get well soon to serve my country, sir!
The third patient
- Why are you here, soldier?
The soldier answered hoarsely
- I suffer from my tonsils, sir!
- How do you heal?
- With brushstrokes of iodine, sir!
- Do you have any special needs?
- A brush only for me, please...

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Old 17th August 2012, 03:38 AM   #206
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Manolo enters the bar, sees a guy sitting and asks

- Hey, who are you?

- My name is Bond, James Bond, BTW who are you?

- My name is Nolo, Ma-Nolo.

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Old 17th August 2012, 03:53 AM   #207
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Manolo walks with a skunk under his arm, a friend asks

- Hey Manolo, what have you there?

- A skunk.

- Man! What about the smell?

- May he Stamina.

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Old 17th August 2012, 03:58 AM   #208
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- Hey Manolo, do you like women with many tits?

- If they have more than two, I get scared.

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Old 7th February 2013, 02:34 AM   #209
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Hooray ! At last ! after so many years...

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Old 8th February 2013, 12:02 AM   #210
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Q- Who is the most successful Russian in USA ?

A- Tovarisch REGUSPATOFF

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