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16th June 2012, 04:06 AM
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A guy walks near the wall of the asylum, inside screaming
-Eight! ... Eight! ... Eight! ... The guy, intrigued, climb the wall ... when it comes up, a stone hits his head ... -Nine! ... Nine! ... Nine! ... Of course, from inside was more funny ...  We had great fun that day!
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16th June 2012, 04:37 AM
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She masochistic, sadistic he
She - Hit me!...Hit me!... He - No...
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16th June 2012, 04:41 AM
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- Hello, Do I speak with the Psychoanalyst?
- What do you think?
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16th June 2012, 04:57 AM
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In a mental hospital, a nurse sees a patient typing.
- Hey Manolo, what you do? - I am writing a letter. - And who are you going to send? - To myself. - Aha, I see ... and tell me, what's up? - Do not know, I have not yet received.
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16th June 2012, 05:28 AM
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A crazy woman is running on her wheelchair across the hall from a madhouse, imitating sounds of race cars.
Suddenly a fool out of a room, stops her and says: - Excuse me ma'am, but you exceeded the speed limit. ¿Can I see your driving license? The woman starts looking in his wallet and pulls out an old ticket. The guy checks the document and returns it from continuing. The woman fast turns on his car and started again at full speed, going back to the fool's room, he looks out again. Return to stop and say, - Excuse me ma'am, but I have seen going on the double line. Would you mind showing me your registration certificate? The woman stir again in her pocket and hands him a candy wrapper. The fool finds that the documents are in order, again admonish and let she go again. The woman is released back to full speed through the halls ... And, to go through the same place, same goes the crazy man for the third time in his room, but now totally naked!. The woman sees him and exclaims: - Oh, my God...! Again the breathalyzer?
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16th June 2012, 03:01 PM
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1 Kilombo = 10^3 mbo
Be careful when you google "Kilombo"
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16th June 2012, 06:35 PM
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Q: What if a man spits on the corporation?
A: - the corporation will wipe away. Q: What if a corporation spit on the man? A: - a man drowned.
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16th June 2012, 09:34 PM
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Manolo works in a corporation, and talk to his boss
- In Argentina, all men are footballers, and all women are prostitutes. The boss answers - My wife is from Argentina ! Manolo thinks and answers - Your wife is footballer, right?
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16th June 2012, 10:29 PM
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A businessman consults a lawyer
- I have recommended to you in a very special, I need to make disappear a file, in which I take everything to lose. - Do not say "make disappear", say "misplace" ... - Ok what can you do "misplace"? - Well, what is at issue for you? - I was seven "misplaced" containers full of computers.
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