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Old 17th August 2010, 04:54 AM   #1
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A guy goes into a bank, to rob it, wearing a mask. He has a gun in his hand and walks up to a bank employee and demands money. For some reason, the bank employee quickly reaches up and rips the mask off of the now-startled bank robber. The robber realizes that the employee has seen his face and without hesitation shoots the employee in the head, killing him instantly. He whirls around and sees someone else looking at him and quickly shoots them, killing them instantly. He rapidly looks all around but everyone else in the bank is now looking straight down at the floor. The robber screams at everyone, demanding to know if anyone else saw his face. No one moves and there is total silence. The robber gets very agitated and screams at everyone again, demanding to know if anyone else saw his face. Again, total silence. Finally, a little old man in the back of the crowd says, "I think my wife got a pretty good look at you.".
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