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What ampliefer technology seduces girls best?

  • small sneaky chipamp

    Votes: 39 17.3%

  • large, huge discrete design

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • mysterious glowing tubes

    Votes: 153 68.0%
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Juergen Knoop

Juergen Knoop

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lots of knowledge, but no girlfriend! :bawling:
What amplifier technology impresses girls most? 😕
Should I build a small and sneaky chipamp?
Or should I build a large, totally male, discrete design with large transformers and huge heatsinks?
Or maybe should I go for mysterious glowing tubes, they have a certain phallic quality though?!
What are you experiences?
Regards

edit: I'm sorry for the mistyping in the poll
 
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SY said:
When I got my souvenir t-shirt at European Triode Festival, I referred to it as a contraceptive. "Wear this and I'm never gettin' laid."

Forget amplifiers, work on your charm.
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Wow the girls I dated and the one I married (been married for 26 years shortly) love my audio system 🙂 She buys more music than me sometimes 🙂 Maybe they liked something else more, but they never let on..........
 
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I'll vote for tubes! For the same reasons that soft, seductive music and candles invokes a softening of their hearts and and heightens passion. I assume that the glow of tubes awakens an avatistic memory of the security of the cave and the presence of a protector in the form of a man.

I really don't care why, as long as it works... (and someday it may!)

Best Regards,
TerryO
 
#13
A good hybrid digital. For best results, minimize the idle power usage and maximize the power-to-size and/or power-to-weight ratios, as well as the efficiency. Making it look nice and/or interesting helps as well. Then point out its advantages such as how much energy it saves.

I can tell you from experience that I was a firm believer in pure digital until a friend of mine presented his TI Hybrid Digital amplifier to me. (See Amanda Harris: the Prius of home audio - EcoRenovator for details about it.) I am now best friends with him and I now believe that hybrid digital is the future.
 
#14
My trick was hooking a tube amp up to the TV. A week later I took it off and she had to listen to her programs through an $0.85 TV speaker again.

I was instructed to "Put that amp back, right now!" 😀

Be sneaky and you can go big and glowy 😉

Cheers!
 
#15
Tubes!
Girls are so curious! They cannot resist to grab the funny glowing gizmo with their tiny little fingers. Probably some archaic instinct. 😉
A good opportunity for the gentleman to show understanding and to patch up the fairy with burn ointment or so. Just the full spectrum of pre-intercourse social behaviour, you know? 😀
 
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Just go ahead and build your hairy chested Schwartzenegger amplifier and stop being a procrastinating DIY girlie man.
Women are hardwired to be mysterious, so they often pretend to be disinterested in the things that really tickle their buttons. When they complain about a manly audio system that takes up two thrids of the living room, don’t believe it.
What you need to pull the chicks (besides a Barry White album) is a big, beast of an amplifier that rattles, hums, draws down the mains voltage enough to dim the lights, and that necessarily makes a definite statement about you – that beneath the geeky exterior you’re a virile macho man with big hairy balls just ready to explode.
 
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GK said:
What you need to pull the chicks (besides a Barry White album) is a big, beast of an amplifier that rattles, hums, draws down the mains voltage enough to dim the lights, and that necessarily makes a definite statement about you – that beneath the geeky exterior you’re a virile macho man with big hairy balls just ready to explode.
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Sounds reasonable. Jürgen, you better take the BIG bottles then! 😎
 
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