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View Poll Results: What ampliefer technology seduces girls best?
small sneaky chipamp 38 16.96%
large, huge discrete design 33 14.73%
mysterious glowing tubes 153 68.30%
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Old 6th November 2009, 01:48 AM   #11
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I'm with SY - work on your charm. Then when you're smooth as the devil you can buy a kit amp and get her to build it for you.
Now now, let's not let the thread degenerate into sensual fantasies
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Old 6th November 2009, 03:46 AM   #12
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I'll vote for tubes! For the same reasons that soft, seductive music and candles invokes a softening of their hearts and and heightens passion. I assume that the glow of tubes awakens an avatistic memory of the security of the cave and the presence of a protector in the form of a man.

I really don't care why, as long as it works... (and someday it may!)

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Old 6th November 2009, 04:48 AM   #13
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A good hybrid digital. For best results, minimize the idle power usage and maximize the power-to-size and/or power-to-weight ratios, as well as the efficiency. Making it look nice and/or interesting helps as well. Then point out its advantages such as how much energy it saves.

I can tell you from experience that I was a firm believer in pure digital until a friend of mine presented his TI Hybrid Digital amplifier to me. (See Amanda Harris: the Prius of home audio - EcoRenovator for details about it.) I am now best friends with him and I now believe that hybrid digital is the future.
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Old 6th November 2009, 05:36 AM   #14
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My trick was hooking a tube amp up to the TV. A week later I took it off and she had to listen to her programs through an $0.85 TV speaker again.

I was instructed to "Put that amp back, right now!"

Be sneaky and you can go big and glowy

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Old 6th November 2009, 10:24 AM   #15
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Tubes!
Girls are so curious! They cannot resist to grab the funny glowing gizmo with their tiny little fingers. Probably some archaic instinct.
A good opportunity for the gentleman to show understanding and to patch up the fairy with burn ointment or so. Just the full spectrum of pre-intercourse social behaviour, you know?

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Old 6th November 2009, 11:03 AM   #16
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Now when you are out dating, do you say to yourself:"Gee, Zelda's got that incredible Louis Vuitton purse, with the burgundy lining and sapphire trim! I MUST spend some more time with her! And wow, when she teams it with the Lacroix belt - Gadzooks!"

She's thinking the same about your amplifier.
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Old 6th November 2009, 11:07 AM   #17
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Just go ahead and build your hairy chested Schwartzenegger amplifier and stop being a procrastinating DIY girlie man.
Women are hardwired to be mysterious, so they often pretend to be disinterested in the things that really tickle their buttons. When they complain about a manly audio system that takes up two thrids of the living room, don’t believe it.
What you need to pull the chicks (besides a Barry White album) is a big, beast of an amplifier that rattles, hums, draws down the mains voltage enough to dim the lights, and that necessarily makes a definite statement about you – that beneath the geeky exterior you’re a virile macho man with big hairy balls just ready to explode.

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Old 6th November 2009, 11:21 AM   #18
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*wipes tea off of my shirt from laughing*

I love these threads

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Old 6th November 2009, 12:37 PM   #19
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What you need to pull the chicks (besides a Barry White album) is a big, beast of an amplifier that rattles, hums, draws down the mains voltage enough to dim the lights, and that necessarily makes a definite statement about you – that beneath the geeky exterior you’re a virile macho man with big hairy balls just ready to explode.
Sounds reasonable. Jürgen, you better take the BIG bottles then!
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Old 6th November 2009, 01:15 PM   #20
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Whatever you build, she'll make you put it on a lace doily so it doesn'r mark the counter-top.
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