My glorious new invention

tresch · 20th October 2009, 08:15 PM

I call it...

THE AMP-HAT

I really think everyone's going to be doing this in the future.

BRB, need to go file a patent!

The amp-hat can be seen here on a little prototype Alpair10 BR box destined to ultimately become a pair of actively driven nearfield monitors for a friend

Cal Weldon · 20th October 2009, 08:25 PM

Very fashionable. Does it serve a purpose?

tresch · 20th October 2009, 08:29 PM

It amplifies!

Also, it keeps the top of the speaker warm in the winter.

aardvarkash10 · 20th October 2009, 09:17 PM

do the bottles in front improve the imaging any? If more are added to the clearly scientific matrix that you have them in, does sound quality improve (a)dramatically (b) perceptibly (c) perterbingly (d) indubidibly?

chrisb · 20th October 2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aardvarkash10

do the bottles in front improve the imaging any? If more are added to the clearly scientific matrix that you have them in, does sound quality improve (a)dramatically (b) perceptibly (c) perterbingly (d) indubidibly?

only when filled with a prime number of cryo-treated C-47 painted magic pebbles, with EnABL pattern on the bottles

you think I'm kidding, just wait .....

c2cthomas · 21st October 2009, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisb

only when filled with a prime number of cryo-treated C-47 painted magic pebbles, with EnABL pattern on the bottles

you think I'm kidding, just wait .....

Uh - I suggest that you invest in some type of (at least) half arsed connectors to replace the alligator clips with. Should provide a huge improvement and cost less than then the cyro-treated C47 magic pebbles AND frees up the clips for other use(s) they are handy for.

DcibeL · 21st October 2009, 04:51 AM

Those are audiophile alligator clips!

454Casull · 21st October 2009, 05:13 AM

Yes, the rigorously-developed serration pattern allows for minimal oxidation to build up over time while preventing any electrically-noisy stress corrosion cracking within the metal matrix, which often manifests as a loss of depth in the blackness of the silence of music.

tresch · 21st October 2009, 06:06 AM

Also, I've personally broken in these particular clips through a rigorous, proprietary process whereby I bombard the wires with ionized alpha-waves while they are submerged in a suspension of ferro-fluid and all natural distilled alligator sweat, which contains critical enzymes that assist in the breaking down of "maverick electrons," a bi-product of intertranslaminate lambda coupling that can cause mid-signal reluctance, which can commonly be perceived in the output as a lack of "courage" or "trepidation," and causing a noticeable amount of "impending doom" in the off-axis response.

picowallspeaker · 21st October 2009, 07:09 AM

Along here , we call it " wet fart" ...

20th October 2009, 08:25 PM	#2
Cal Weldon Speakerholic diyAudio Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: British Columbia	Very fashionable. Does it serve a purpose? __________________ Next stop: Margaritaville Some of Cal's stuff \| Cal Weldon Consulting

20th October 2009, 09:17 PM	#4
aardvarkash10 diyAudio Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Auckland, NZ	do the bottles in front improve the imaging any? If more are added to the clearly scientific matrix that you have them in, does sound quality improve (a)dramatically (b) perceptibly (c) perterbingly (d) indubidibly? __________________ Yes, conservatism thrives on low intelligence and poor information. But the liberals in politics... continue to back off, yielding to the supremacy of the stupid. It's turkeys all the way down. - George Monbiot, guardian.co.uk, 6 Feb 2012

21st October 2009, 04:51 AM	#7
DcibeL diyAudio Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Saskatchewan	Those are audiophile alligator clips! __________________ The power of Science compels you!

21st October 2009, 05:13 AM	#8
454Casull diyAudio Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada	Yes, the rigorously-developed serration pattern allows for minimal oxidation to build up over time while preventing any electrically-noisy stress corrosion cracking within the metal matrix, which often manifests as a loss of depth in the blackness of the silence of music. __________________ Building a 2.1 system out of a 3/4"x4'x8' sheet

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20th October 2009, 08:29 PM	#3
tresch diyAudio Member Join Date: Dec 2008	It amplifies! Also, it keeps the top of the speaker warm in the winter.

21st October 2009, 06:06 AM	#9
tresch diyAudio Member Join Date: Dec 2008	Also, I've personally broken in these particular clips through a rigorous, proprietary process whereby I bombard the wires with ionized alpha-waves while they are submerged in a suspension of ferro-fluid and all natural distilled alligator sweat, which contains critical enzymes that assist in the breaking down of "maverick electrons," a bi-product of intertranslaminate lambda coupling that can cause mid-signal reluctance, which can commonly be perceived in the output as a lack of "courage" or "trepidation," and causing a noticeable amount of "impending doom" in the off-axis response.

21st October 2009, 07:09 AM	#10
picowallspeaker diyAudio Member Join Date: Apr 2007	Along here , we call it " wet fart" ...

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