The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

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"Our Shyte Does Not Stank"

and...

"If You Have To Ask It Is Too Much"

It's always cute to put that obnoxious "Because" in front - that was really popular with the marketing types in the 90s, iirc. Try it...

As in:

<cue announcer> "...that's fine audio components from Obsequious Moron BECAUSE Our Shyte Does Not Stank..."
<cue extro music>

See?

or

<cue announcer> "...visit Bombastic Audio Style, downtown where Meeker and Putz meet. Bombastic's owner Nematode Antonio brings you only the finest equipment from around the world. BEACAUSE
"If You Have To Ask It Is Too Much" </cue>

that's the idea... we can have a meeting later, and then send memos around... oh wait, I mean twitters... whatever, I'll be out... (apologies to anyone here named Antonio)

_-_-bear
 
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