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Microsoft Support about crashing XBoxes (Fun)
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Old 24th November 2005, 01:57 AM   #1
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Default Microsoft Support about crashing XBoxes (Fun)


you may have heard in the news that there are some "little" Problems with XBox getting hot and freezes.
So there are many jokes around, like "M$ best XPerience: Freezes and Bluescreens" kind like that.

Here is a fictive M$-Support one:

MS> Hello! This is Microsofts Xbox360 support team,
how may I help you?

Punter> Hi, i bought a xbox360 and it keeps crashing!!

MS> oh, that's alright, that is part of the experience!

Punter> heh?? What experience??

MS> Well, we've made it as adventurous as possible,
just imagine you have one of the best times in GR3 and the box crashes....

Punter> Are you mad? what would be the point of this?

MS> just imagine: this will cause your average times to go up if you
need more go's to get to a new level and this will improve your
average gameplay......

Punter> are you sure this is good?

MS> Yes, of course, it will also save you money because you won't need another new game
as soon because the average playing times per games increase.

Punter> That's cool, I never looked at it that way!

MS> Yes, we are quite proud and continue to strive for new innovations in the gaming sector.

Punter> Hey! What about viruses or worms for the box?

MS> We already thought of that! They're due as soon as the
stabillity "feature" becomes lame.

Punter> What about smashing the box with a big fri**in' hammer?

Have a look at http://www.smashmyxbox.com/

have fun,
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