Stendec

[Jocko Homo]

Someone sent me an e-mail:

"Hey, what was that April Fool's joke that you posted last year?"

It wasn't last year.....the year before.

OK, for everyone that wasn't here then, and the usual gang who have memories almost as bad as mine (yeah, you know who you are.........), here it is:

Latest project for one and all

If you don't remember the gag...try to figure it out without having to relying on GTO Brian to tell you.

Jocko

[Fred Dieckmann]

AGAIN?!

I am fairly certain that it stands for Sinus Trouble Enables Nose Doctor to Extend Codine....... I just found out I have a sinus infection and get to endure another week or two of antibiotics and pain medication. And that folks, is no joke. Might be a good time to try to slip one by me for the factually challenged. On the plus side.......... my wife asked me how I felt and I and I told her "just like they passed the doobie around the room for the fourth time mon. My wife put the soldering iron off limits until actions explicitly forbidden by our home owners fire insurance can be assured not to takeplace without her direct supervision. Don't Stendec that joint my friend.........

Fat Freddy

[Da5id4Vz]

Twisting and stopping and lowly untwisting in the gusting rain, eight or ten feet above the flood’s current, a human arm, tied at the wrist, (just the arm; look) disappearing downward at the frayed shoulder where an invisible dancer performs twisting pirouettes for an enthralled audience (just the arm there, above the water) … for dogs on the bank, for the blinking rain, for the smoke, the house, the trees, and the crowd calling angrily from across the river, “Stennnnnndec! Hey, G*dd*m you anyhow, Hank Stennnnnnnndec!”

And for anyone else who might care to look.

Or perhaps I too am just lost in a fog.