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Old 21st May 2012, 02:23 AM   #1
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Default Coco-nuts!

This should bring a good laugh to a few of y'all
Coconut-Audio VibraPortal Heaven's Gate reference vibration control - Audio Asylum Trader
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Old 21st May 2012, 02:30 AM   #2
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Seems legit.
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Old 21st May 2012, 03:28 AM   #3
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Love the money back guarantee too! Very generous to cover 50 percent of the original purchase price of $1000. For a $1.00 packet of silica sand that's still an amazing profit margin!

Reminds me of the 80s crystal craze when they had a crystal for every malady...headaches, depression, hemorrhoids...funny though..never saw one intended to counteract gullibility
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Old 21st May 2012, 04:18 AM   #4
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Looks like a bar of soap.

This one's even better: Coconut-Audio GroundHanger Silver BlackHole reference ground conditioner - Audio Asylum Trader. It has a piece of wire sticking out so you can hang it on an RCA connector.

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We ended up at Silver BlackHole that is a collection of blackness technologies we invented over the years. Everything that gives a scary black background is in this product!
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Together with our proprietary Alien Crystal formula, the noise disappears into the BlackHole.
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Old 21st May 2012, 04:47 AM   #5
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Old 21st May 2012, 05:18 AM   #6
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Seems legit.
Funny...
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Old 21st May 2012, 05:23 AM   #7
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Godfrey, you took that out of context...you should have shown the whole paragraph! Shame on you!

In context:
"The noise from the entire system is drawn to Ground using a 0.06mA suction force. Together with our proprietary Alien Crystal formula, the noise disappears into the BlackHole. The music becomes ultra detailed and silky smooth in a dead black background. The contrast ratio increases to unbelievable levels.

You will notice that when unplugging the GroundHanger Silver, the sound remains clear for a few minutes afterwards, this is because the GroundHanger has collected the noise from the system and it takes a while until the noise builds up again. This is proof that the GroundHanger truly cleans noise and is not just a tone control."
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Old 21st May 2012, 05:30 AM   #8
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Ok, now i know this guy is freaking insane...
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After reading that, anyone who buys this stuff doesnt deserve to keep their money....
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Old 21st May 2012, 06:10 AM   #9
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you DO know hes taking the **** right? (as well as being a bit insane) its a mix of the 2, hes been a long standing member of Head-fi and has posted some of the best comedy I can ever remember. amongst all of the whackjob stuff there are a few tweaks worth reading, because he actually is a crazy audio tweaker not just someone in business to rip people off. he has always had more money than sense and has a penchant for 'recreational endeavors', methinks they have effected him =P, but hes harmless, funny and as mentioned anyone who buys into his tongue in cheek audio gear for anything more than novelty value, deserves to lose it.
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Old 21st May 2012, 06:22 AM   #10
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I actually had the pleasure of being asked to repair a set of AKG K1000 which someone had bought from him, they had been (kind of famously) recabled (hardwired) with Nordost Valhalla interconnects and needed the voice-coil repaired hehe
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