Coco-nuts!

jmillerdoc · 21st May 2012, 02:23 AM

This should bring a good laugh to a few of y'all
Coconut-Audio VibraPortal Heaven's Gate reference vibration control - Audio Asylum Trader

Alvis · 21st May 2012, 02:30 AM

Seems legit.

devilsindetails · 21st May 2012, 03:28 AM

Love the money back guarantee too! Very generous to cover 50 percent of the original purchase price of $1000. For a $1.00 packet of silica sand that's still an amazing profit margin!

Reminds me of the 80s crystal craze when they had a crystal for every malady...headaches, depression, hemorrhoids...funny though..never saw one intended to counteract gullibility

godfrey · 21st May 2012, 04:18 AM

Looks like a bar of soap.

This one's even better: Coconut-Audio GroundHanger Silver BlackHole reference ground conditioner - Audio Asylum Trader. It has a piece of wire sticking out so you can hang it on an RCA connector.

Quote:

We ended up at Silver BlackHole that is a collection of blackness technologies we invented over the years. Everything that gives a scary black background is in this product!

Quote:

Together with our proprietary Alien Crystal formula, the noise disappears into the BlackHole.

wwenze · 21st May 2012, 04:47 AM

I prefer fruits grown with fresh water.

jmillerdoc · 21st May 2012, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvis

Seems legit.

Funny...

jmillerdoc · 21st May 2012, 05:23 AM

Godfrey, you took that out of context...you should have shown the whole paragraph! Shame on you!

In context:
"The noise from the entire system is drawn to Ground using a 0.06mA suction force. Together with our proprietary Alien Crystal formula, the noise disappears into the BlackHole. The music becomes ultra detailed and silky smooth in a dead black background. The contrast ratio increases to unbelievable levels.

You will notice that when unplugging the GroundHanger Silver, the sound remains clear for a few minutes afterwards, this is because the GroundHanger has collected the noise from the system and it takes a while until the noise builds up again. This is proof that the GroundHanger truly cleans noise and is not just a tone control."

jmillerdoc · 21st May 2012, 05:30 AM

Ok, now i know this guy is freaking insane...
Coconut-Audio

After reading that, anyone who buys this stuff doesnt deserve to keep their money....

qusp · 21st May 2012, 06:10 AM

you DO know hes taking the **** right? (as well as being a bit insane) its a mix of the 2, hes been a long standing member of Head-fi and has posted some of the best comedy I can ever remember. amongst all of the whackjob stuff there are a few tweaks worth reading, because he actually is a crazy audio tweaker not just someone in business to rip people off. he has always had more money than sense and has a penchant for 'recreational endeavors', methinks they have effected him =P, but hes harmless, funny and as mentioned anyone who buys into his tongue in cheek audio gear for anything more than novelty value, deserves to lose it.

qusp · 21st May 2012, 06:22 AM

I actually had the pleasure of being asked to repair a set of AKG K1000 which someone had bought from him, they had been (kind of famously) recabled (hardwired) with Nordost Valhalla interconnects and needed the voice-coil repaired hehe

21st May 2012, 02:23 AM	#1
jmillerdoc diyAudio Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lawton, OK, USA	Coco-nuts! This should bring a good laugh to a few of y'all Coconut-Audio VibraPortal Heaven's Gate reference vibration control - Audio Asylum Trader

21st May 2012, 03:28 AM	#3
devilsindetails diyAudio Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: 100th Meridian	Love the money back guarantee too! Very generous to cover 50 percent of the original purchase price of $1000. For a $1.00 packet of silica sand that's still an amazing profit margin! Reminds me of the 80s crystal craze when they had a crystal for every malady...headaches, depression, hemorrhoids...funny though..never saw one intended to counteract gullibility __________________ I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. (Poul Anderson)

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21st May 2012, 02:30 AM	#2
Alvis Banned Join Date: Apr 2012	Seems legit.

21st May 2012, 04:47 AM	#5
wwenze diyAudio Member Join Date: Mar 2008	I prefer fruits grown with fresh water.

21st May 2012, 05:23 AM	#7
jmillerdoc diyAudio Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lawton, OK, USA	Godfrey, you took that out of context...you should have shown the whole paragraph! Shame on you! In context: "The noise from the entire system is drawn to Ground using a 0.06mA suction force. Together with our proprietary Alien Crystal formula, the noise disappears into the BlackHole. The music becomes ultra detailed and silky smooth in a dead black background. The contrast ratio increases to unbelievable levels. You will notice that when unplugging the GroundHanger Silver, the sound remains clear for a few minutes afterwards, this is because the GroundHanger has collected the noise from the system and it takes a while until the noise builds up again. This is proof that the GroundHanger truly cleans noise and is not just a tone control."

21st May 2012, 05:30 AM	#8
jmillerdoc diyAudio Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lawton, OK, USA	Ok, now i know this guy is freaking insane... Coconut-Audio After reading that, anyone who buys this stuff doesnt deserve to keep their money....

21st May 2012, 06:10 AM	#9
qusp is choosing a less facetious title... diyAudio Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Brisbane, Australia	you DO know hes taking the **** right? (as well as being a bit insane) its a mix of the 2, hes been a long standing member of Head-fi and has posted some of the best comedy I can ever remember. amongst all of the whackjob stuff there are a few tweaks worth reading, because he actually is a crazy audio tweaker not just someone in business to rip people off. he has always had more money than sense and has a penchant for 'recreational endeavors', methinks they have effected him =P, but hes harmless, funny and as mentioned anyone who buys into his tongue in cheek audio gear for anything more than novelty value, deserves to lose it.

21st May 2012, 06:22 AM	#10
qusp is choosing a less facetious title... diyAudio Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Brisbane, Australia	I actually had the pleasure of being asked to repair a set of AKG K1000 which someone had bought from him, they had been (kind of famously) recabled (hardwired) with Nordost Valhalla interconnects and needed the voice-coil repaired hehe