Favourite One-Liners from Films

[ThSpeakerDude88]

"damn Lee! Shes a man?! I was almost brokeback Carter !"

Chris Tucker, rush hour 3

 

[Bob2]

"die'n ain't much of a live'n" Clint Eastwood
"Sauly, remember when I said I'd kill you last, I lied" Arnold

 

[rman]

I may not be a cunning linguist but i'm a master debater baby!

 

[audiobomber]

Never, NEVER do this to a family of badgers. BBBBWWwAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhh!
(Ernie goes to camp)

He's cooking our garbage! (Macauley Culkin in Uncle Buck)

Is that your friend in the wood chipper? (Fargo)

 

[KBK]

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here -- this is the war room.

Dr. Strangelove, IIRC.

 

[planet10]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

I'll send you a thought today as I lie in my stretch limo having sex with the teenager of my choice.

Hey, forgive me. (Jack Lucas)

 

[Glowbug]

"Nik! Nik! Nik! Aahhhhhhh....Indians."

 

[mobyd]

"Decrucify the angel or I'll melt your face" - Barbarella

 

[Circlotron]

"If you can't trust the government, who *can* you trust?"

Yahoo Serious in "Young Einstein"

 

[OzMikeH]

What kind of music do you usually have here?

Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western. .

 

[stoolpigeon]

"Thank you sir I needed that"

Richard Attenborough as Stoker Snipe.

 

[MJL21193]

"are you crazy? Is that your problem?"

- Jack Burton -

Big Trouble in Little China.

 

[rfbrw]

You all saw him...he had a gun.

 

[john65b]

Possible to forget this??

"Say hello to my little friend"

Al Pacino - Scarface


And my favorite two/three liners:

(Mugger) - "Give me all your money!"
(Richard Prior to Gene Wilder) - "Here's the $20 I owe you"

Stir Crazy


(Cousin Vicki) "I'm going steady, and I French kiss.'
(Audrey Griswold) "So? Everybody does that."
(Cousin Vicki) "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best."

National Lampoon's Vacation

 

[KBK]

Pedro: Hey, what was that ****, man?
Stoner: You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!
Pedro: Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.
Stoner: I hope you're not busy for about a month...

 

[Nordic]

Lol K, I wathched Up in smoke last week again, what a classic, got such good memories associated with it. Got it on DVD around here somewhere.

 

[SY]

Gentlemen, the topic is one-liners, not dialog.

 

[MJL21193]

"calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people"

- Wanda -

A Fish Called Wanda

 

[I_Forgot]

You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

I_F