Machina Dynamica Snake Oil ????

[exurbia]

Machina Dynamica;
Teleportation tweak, is there something in it or is it just a load of **** for the gullible.

I'm afraid i tend towards the latter view, bit like brilliant pebbles and magic Dog Turds. I may have made up the last one though it sounds plausible.


What are the opinions on the rather touchy subject of "Fools and their money"

 

[djQUAN]

magic Dog Turds.

 

[SY]

If Uri Geller tells you that this time, he really will use psychic powers rather than lies and trickery to bend a spoon, would you bother asking, "Is it possibly true?"

 

[OzMikeH]

It's even less plausible than the magnets on the fuel line trick for better fuel economy or that special pheromone perfume that makes women throw themselves at you.

It's interesting that such ludicrous cons are mainly directed at typically male oriented products. You don't hear of the magnetic frying pan that reduces calories or the special counter-clockwise vacuum cleaner with the Teflon cord that makes your carpet cleaner than ever.

If it wasn't for the claims of cosmetics companies I'd say men are looking pretty gullible.

At least with the other products you get a funny looking cable or a special stone, This guy is selling a 30 second phone call. I wonder what he says to your sound system in that 30 seconds. You may as well stick viagra tablets through the vents in the top of your amplifier.

 

[SY]

It's just different stuff marketed to women. My wife has closets full of quack medicines, magic weight-loss pills, astrological hooey, "herbal supplements," and the ever popular anti-aging creams, pills, lotions, and sprays. She gets psychic readings regularly. My favorite quote of hers: "It's fun believing in all sorts of things that aren't true."

 

[exurbia]

Snake Oil

hey OzMike,
I've got some of that magic pheromone perfume and it really works.
The big problem is that them hot bitches all have four legs and ain't too pretty.

 

[exurbia]

Teleportation

my other half; the "Beer Midget" has pointed out that if you give these people your credit card # they magically Teleport funds from your account to theirs. That may be the Tweak

 

[Magura]

Re: Snake Oil

hey OzMike,
I've got some of that magic pheromone perfume and it really works.
The big problem is that them hot bitches all have four legs and ain't too pretty.

Fact is it works on pigs....now do you really wanna attract women that shares that much instinct with pigs?


Magura

 

[I_Forgot]

Check out the Belts. They wrote the book on selling nonsense to gullible audio idiots. I think MD was an apprentice of theirs, but with the teleportation tweak, the student has become the master. It will be interesting to see if the Belts come up with something even more ludicrous and reclaim the title...

http://www.belt.demon.co.uk/

I_F

 

[I_Forgot]

Re: Snake Oil

hey OzMike,
I've got some of that magic pheromone perfume and it really works.
The big problem is that them hot bitches all have four legs and ain't too pretty.

You just need to drink more beer...

I_F

 

[Timn8ter]

I want to believe

-Fox Mulder

 

[DCPreamp]

At least DVD rewinders and vinyl/CD demagnetizers have some components in them.

 

[audio-kraut]

Reading the claims MD makes, the producs they peddle, the only conclusion remains: they just are making fun of the audio "phool" that is gullible enough.

Even the name of reviewers, Mrs. Longbeard'boot and Mrs. (Water)loo - should they be real, they match the outrageous idiocies spouted:

6moons audio reviews: Machina Dynamica Intelligent Box:

http://www.6moons.com/audioreviews/machinadynamica2/ib.html

A wooden box and just plunk a credit card in, a batterie and an led driven via a voltage regulator...man, someone has to have an overwhelming desire to push audiophoolery to the brink...and laughing their heads off on the way to the bank...

In the orginal Intelligent Chip, the metal dots were actually "shells" that contained the quantum material between the metal sandwich. And the photons are emitted thru the edge of the sandwich. For the Intelligent Card, the quantum material is provided in thin film between layers of the Card. The card must be cut enabling the quantum material in the film to be exposed to laser light (and for the Card's photons to be emitted)

 

[I_Forgot]

The reviewer at 6 Moons is so stoopid he doesn't know the difference between an LED and a laser. How credible can his review be?

Beware anyone who makes claims about quantum mechanics when talking about audio.

I_F

 

[Cloth Ears]

...or that special pheromone perfume that makes women throw themselves at you.

But they do throw themselves at me! Oh, that's right, they used to before I started using it !

You don't hear of the magnetic frying pan that reduces calories or the special counter-clockwise vacuum cleaner with the Teflon cord that makes your carpet cleaner than ever.

How did you know what I have in my development pipeline! Also, the vacuum cleaner is only counter-clockwise in Aus. For the Northern hemisphere it's clockwise...

 

[ashok]

How about the microwave oven that develops energy shields around fat molecules and prevents them from being absorbed in the body ?

 

[Eva]

Reading the claims MD makes, the producs they peddle, the only conclusion remains: they just are making fun of the audio "phool" that is gullible enough.

Even the name of reviewers, Mrs. Longbeard'boot and Mrs. (Water)loo - should they be real, they match the outrageous idiocies spouted:

6moons audio reviews: Machina Dynamica Intelligent Box:

http://www.6moons.com/audioreviews/machinadynamica2/ib.html

A wooden box and just plunk a credit card in, a batterie and an led driven via a voltage regulator...man, someone has to have an overwhelming desire to push audiophoolery to the brink...and laughing their heads off on the way to the bank...

The site should rather be called 6morons due to the reviews...

 

[number six]

crank v1.99

there is always sombody to buy these things...think rings to put round ur valves/tubes.....magical speaker cable...magical interconnect cable....gold plated mains connections....the list is endless all good fun though if its ur bank account the money goes into

 

[neutron7]

put a q-ray bracelet on top of your amplifier. it will be equally good.

For some people it will work. if they spend money on anything for their system it will make it sound better to them it. is the basis for a whole industry.

 

[djQUAN]

I read the review and it is just too funny