Some poor jokes
Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Two sodium atoms are flying around a cyclotron. Suddenly the first atom
said to the second, `Hey, I think I've just lost an electron.'
`Are you sure?' asked the second atom.
`Yeah,' said the first, `I'm positive.'
The cannibal cook was attaching his latest victim to the output of a 250KW
short-wave transmitter. When queried about his cooking technique, he
replied, "It makes them really crispy on the outside, but inside, they stay
rare. It's the 'skin effect'."
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