Care for some fun?
Check this one http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
which is very entertaining and horizon widening. If you were not sure about choosing your avatar, this may be something you were looking for.
I think the forum is mature enough for some fun.
Check this one http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
which is very entertaining and horizon widening. If you were not sure about choosing your avatar, this may be something you were looking for.
I think the forum is mature enough for some fun.
Yes, time for some fun!!!
It is from that site, and is a perfect picture
of Peter Daniel and the other "Moderators"
halo - mature enough
I think Peter is mature enough for this.Peter Daniel said:
It is from that site, and is a perfect picture
of Peter Daniel and the other "Moderators"
halo - mature enough
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One Day At The Pearly Gates
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton both die on the same day. They both go before Saint Peter to find out if they will be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them will get in.
He asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. She takes her top off and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect God has ever created, and I am sure it would please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
Saint Peter thanks Dolly, and then asks Queen Elizabeth the same question. Queen Elizabeth then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "Okay, your majesty, you may go in."
Outraged, Dolly screams, "What in the hell was that all about? I showed you two of God's greatest creations. She performed a disgusting hygiene act, and she gets in and I don't."
"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton both die on the same day. They both go before Saint Peter to find out if they will be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them will get in.
He asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. She takes her top off and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect God has ever created, and I am sure it would please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
Saint Peter thanks Dolly, and then asks Queen Elizabeth the same question. Queen Elizabeth then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "Okay, your majesty, you may go in."
Outraged, Dolly screams, "What in the hell was that all about? I showed you two of God's greatest creations. She performed a disgusting hygiene act, and she gets in and I don't."
"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
Some poor jokes
Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Two sodium atoms are flying around a cyclotron. Suddenly the first atom
said to the second, `Hey, I think I've just lost an electron.'
`Are you sure?' asked the second atom.
`Yeah,' said the first, `I'm positive.'
The cannibal cook was attaching his latest victim to the output of a 250KW
short-wave transmitter. When queried about his cooking technique, he
replied, "It makes them really crispy on the outside, but inside, they stay
rare. It's the 'skin effect'."
Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
Two sodium atoms are flying around a cyclotron. Suddenly the first atom
said to the second, `Hey, I think I've just lost an electron.'
`Are you sure?' asked the second atom.
`Yeah,' said the first, `I'm positive.'
The cannibal cook was attaching his latest victim to the output of a 250KW
short-wave transmitter. When queried about his cooking technique, he
replied, "It makes them really crispy on the outside, but inside, they stay
rare. It's the 'skin effect'."
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