If only....

sbrtoy · 2nd July 2007, 02:45 PM

If only DIY'ers could come up with a way to duplicate such awesome tweaks...we might be able to take over the world...it is a $1 no-reserve on Audiogon, someone has it up to $27 already...MUST be worth it! BTW, my audio system likes to be spoken to in French, I heard this is a $25 upgrade on the basic tweak.

Machina dynamica TeleportationTweak long distance audio upgrade

Minimum Bid $27.75
Current High $27.25 (NO reserve)
Opening Bid $1.00
New Retail $60.00
Condition NEW
Bids/Views 2 / 193

Time Left 2days 10hrs
Close Time Wed Jul 4, 9:05 pm edt
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Teleportation Tweak

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This is a $1 No Reserve Auction for Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak, our brand new product. This extraordinary product is an advanced communications technique for upgrading audio systems over the phone developed by Machina Dynamica.

The winning bidder will call Machina Dynamica; during the phone call the Teleportation Tweak is performed by sending a series of "signals" over the phone line. The time required for the tweak is about 30 seconds.

The teleportation Tweak works independently of distance and mode of telephone signal transmission. The customer can call Machina Dynamica on either landline phone or cell phone. The Teleportation Tweak is effective anywhere in the world.

new!! - Customer in Germany comments: "Hallo Geoff Kait, this tweak is really amazing! I have no idea how it works, but it works. My high resolution equipment, which is heavily tuned and working fantastically, broke new ground. My Kharma loudspeakers are singing like never before. Everything is faster, with more open stage, more music, less analytical. This tweak is even stronger than the two "Clever Little Clocks" I own. Please tell me: How does it work? What is happening in my house?!"

The Teleportation Tweak is instantaneous; system improvements will be immediately audible. For ease of A/Bing the Teleportation Tweak, the system should be turned on and warmed up prior to the telephone call.

More info on Teleportation Tweak at:

www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

We accept Paypal or check/MO

No shipping required :-)

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Hartono · 2nd July 2007, 02:52 PM

unbelievable.........anybody actually paid ?

jacco vermeulen · 2nd July 2007, 03:01 PM

Cheap, the 1-800 numbers i call charge me a lot more for a Tweak.

SY · 2nd July 2007, 03:17 PM

Geoff Kait performs a valuable service. I can't think of a better marker for gullibility than having bought one of his fraudulent products.

sbrtoy · 2nd July 2007, 07:03 PM

I actually write for a publication which has several other writers that own their products.

Obviously they shall remain unnamed, I actually often agree with their preferences for a lot of equipment which makes conversation on such topics quite dicey as we seem to at least physically "hear" the same things in many other cases.

There is enough to tinker with forever if you just look at room treatment, speaker setup, part types and values....worrying about whether your phone makes your system sounds bad is a recipe for neurosis regardless if it is technically possible or not...which it is not.

BillH · 2nd July 2007, 07:26 PM

I wonder if it works on cars, too. I've got a 1988 Olds Cutlass that's been running rough lately.

I_Forgot · 3rd July 2007, 04:12 PM

A person would have to be such a ******* idiot to pay this jerk even a dime that they would be too stoopid to operate a telephone and thus could never complete the transaction.

I_F

2nd July 2007, 02:45 PM	#1
sbrtoy diyAudio Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: colorado	If only.... If only DIY'ers could come up with a way to duplicate such awesome tweaks...we might be able to take over the world...it is a $1 no-reserve on Audiogon, someone has it up to $27 already...MUST be worth it! BTW, my audio system likes to be spoken to in French, I heard this is a $25 upgrade on the basic tweak. Machina dynamica TeleportationTweak long distance audio upgrade Minimum Bid $27.75 Current High $27.25 (NO reserve) Opening Bid $1.00 New Retail $60.00 Condition NEW Bids/Views 2 / 193 Time Left 2days 10hrs Close Time Wed Jul 4, 9:05 pm edt Ship cost Inc shipping in US Ship from 0.00 lbs from 22042 Ship to Worldwide Included No box or manual About Seller Geoffkait (1476) (send email) (view feedback) (other items) Place your bid Pay terms Money Order, Personal Check, PayPal Teleportation Tweak Description This is a $1 No Reserve Auction for Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak, our brand new product. This extraordinary product is an advanced communications technique for upgrading audio systems over the phone developed by Machina Dynamica. The winning bidder will call Machina Dynamica; during the phone call the Teleportation Tweak is performed by sending a series of "signals" over the phone line. The time required for the tweak is about 30 seconds. The teleportation Tweak works independently of distance and mode of telephone signal transmission. The customer can call Machina Dynamica on either landline phone or cell phone. The Teleportation Tweak is effective anywhere in the world. new!! - Customer in Germany comments: "Hallo Geoff Kait, this tweak is really amazing! I have no idea how it works, but it works. My high resolution equipment, which is heavily tuned and working fantastically, broke new ground. My Kharma loudspeakers are singing like never before. Everything is faster, with more open stage, more music, less analytical. This tweak is even stronger than the two "Clever Little Clocks" I own. Please tell me: How does it work? What is happening in my house?!" The Teleportation Tweak is instantaneous; system improvements will be immediately audible. For ease of A/Bing the Teleportation Tweak, the system should be turned on and warmed up prior to the telephone call. More info on Teleportation Tweak at: www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm We accept Paypal or check/MO No shipping required :-) Link to more info Link to more info

2nd July 2007, 03:01 PM	#3
jacco vermeulen diyAudio Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: At the sea front, just under Rotterdam	Cheap, the 1-800 numbers i call charge me a lot more for a Tweak. __________________ Looks like Sponge Bob has killed another thread.

2nd July 2007, 03:17 PM	#4
SY diyAudio Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, TX Blog Entries: 1	Geoff Kait performs a valuable service. I can't think of a better marker for gullibility than having bought one of his fraudulent products. __________________ “Listening to records is like ****ing a picture of Brigitte Bardot.” - Sergiu Celibidache

2nd July 2007, 07:03 PM	#5
sbrtoy diyAudio Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: colorado	Machina Dynamica I actually write for a publication which has several other writers that own their products. Obviously they shall remain unnamed, I actually often agree with their preferences for a lot of equipment which makes conversation on such topics quite dicey as we seem to at least physically "hear" the same things in many other cases. There is enough to tinker with forever if you just look at room treatment, speaker setup, part types and values....worrying about whether your phone makes your system sounds bad is a recipe for neurosis regardless if it is technically possible or not...which it is not.

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2nd July 2007, 02:52 PM	#2
Hartono diyAudio Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: currently in China	unbelievable.........anybody actually paid ?

2nd July 2007, 07:26 PM	#6
BillH diyAudio Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wisconsin	I wonder if it works on cars, too. I've got a 1988 Olds Cutlass that's been running rough lately.

3rd July 2007, 04:12 PM	#7
I_Forgot diyAudio Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix, Az.	A person would have to be such a ******* idiot to pay this jerk even a dime that they would be too stoopid to operate a telephone and thus could never complete the transaction. I_F

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