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Sorry, that doesn't wash - I undo the change, the sound reverts to its original qualities; go back and forth, back and forth, until you're sure of the observation. Possible steps are then to attempt to understand the underlying mechanism, or circumvent the behaviour - the latter is what I'm really interested in, to make the sound "robust" - no matter what I do in the environment the perceived quality no longer changes, it's nailed or pinned to a repeatable, enduring level ...

The psychoacoustics explanation holds regardless.

Going "back and forth" merely reinforces the illusion.
 
The psychoacoustics explanation holds regardless.

Going "back and forth" merely reinforces the illusion.
I see ... all right, I'll hit you over the head alternately with a hammer, and a feather duster. Since pain is a subjective experience, any difference in pain felt is merely an "illusion" - any complaints by yourself can be safely ignored by the experimenter ...
 
wrong analogy. Similar to claiming success because you can identify Motown from Mozart.

Try having someone hit you over the head with two feather dusters - one with 100 feathers, the other with 101.

Best done blindfolded and hit from behind.

Better still if the hitter is also blindfolded. You'll need a third person to hand them the dusters in a random pattern. This third person needs to be completely silent and the dusters need to be handed over exactly the same way regardless of which duster it is.

40 hits should be ample. If you can correctly identify the dusters in, say, 30 of the hits you are close to a statistically significant result.

Feel free to translate that to your situation.
 
And the subjective reality is between the two extremes: a better analogy is listening to Mozart, and someone scratching a blackboard at the same time, alternately with two differently shaped objects, made of different materials. Because the "unpleasantness" sticks out like a "sore thumb", contrasting with what the primary listening focus is, it's trivial to pick the difference between them ...

Edit: and there's a very clear message there - I'm listening to, and for the distortion, not the music when I've got my critical hat on; the music ceases to exist, I'm listening to a pattern of "meaningless" sounds ...
 
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Yes, intelligent analysis would certainly pick it up - but no-one seems interested, :). RFI does similar sorts of things to the sound, but when was the last time fourier deconstruction was used to pick up the telltale traces, ;)?

The ear is the fast track method - do I have a problem or not? If one is after a solution to achieving good audio quality then it serves its Sherlock Holmes purpose well - equivalent to the AM radio radio trick for detecting interference ...
 
Obviously there are some people out there who have no ability to distinguish, say, a beautiful from an ugly woman ... :)
Your chosen analogies show how you think and that is the cause of your confusion. The example above assumes that the beauty of a woman is an objective thing which you could either see with your eyes or measure with an instrument.

It sounds like you have convinced yourself that your "critical" hearing experiences are solely caused by the sound field produced by the equipment you use. I assume this is because you have never been stumped by a DBT or you believe that psychoacoustics somehow don't apply to you when critically listening.

If psychoacoustics really don't apply to you, then this startling fact would be by far the most productive line of research for you and for others.
 
Yes, I would consider this to be the major consideration: to me, this revolves around how capable the hearing system is in decoding what it hears, how discriminating it is. From personal experience, and other accounts I've come across, this is sadly underestimated by most research efforts, hence my strong stance on the 'scientific explanations'.

I certainly agree the physical process of reproduction is mostly well understood; but the nagging lacking I still see is not taking the material properties which influence electrical behaviours seriously enough - this is the sort of thing which has driven me crazy at times over the years, I do something which has nominally no connection with electrical activity, yet the sound changes - what is going on, I ask?? The only explanation which has traction, for me, is that there is some mechanism related to the materials in that area, which ultimately can cause electrical interference, or variability.

You've picked up on the materials comment, don't you think this has not been studied.
 
Sorry, that doesn't wash - I undo the change, the sound reverts to its original qualities; go back and forth, back and forth, until you're sure of the observation. Possible steps are then to attempt to understand the underlying mechanism, or circumvent the behaviour - the latter is what I'm really interested in, to make the sound "robust" - no matter what I do in the environment the perceived quality no longer changes, it's nailed or pinned to a repeatable, enduring level ...

Proof
 
Your chosen analogies show how you think and that is the cause of your confusion. The example above assumes that the beauty of a woman is an objective thing which you could either see with your eyes or measure with an instrument.
In fact they have worked it out, it's all about the proportions of the parts of the face - get the right ratios, a bit of makeup - and you're busting to make a good impression! But no-one wanders around with a tape measure, checking out potential good sorts ...

If psychoacoustics really don't apply to you, then this startling fact would be by far the most productive line of research for you and for others.
Of course pyschoacoustics applies, but one aspect that they never check out, because they never use equipment capable enough, is that sufficiently competent playback can produce convincing sound - they've got a tyre rated at 150mph to test, but the fastest car at their disposal does 80, with a tailwind.
 
You've picked up on the materials comment, don't you think this has not been studied.
With respect to audio, no - I've spent some googling over the years, but haven't come across anything significant.

I can't "prove" I detect a difference that's meaningful - I might as well ask you to "prove" that the last armchair you bought was more comfortable than another one you looked at. Of course, if comfort is completely irrelevant to your purchase then just buy the first thing you come across, that looks reasonably well made - it's a way of living life, :) ...
 
With respect to audio, no - I've spent some googling over the years, but haven't come across anything significant.

I can't "prove" I detect a difference that's meaningful - I might as well ask you to "prove" that the last armchair you bought was more comfortable than another one you looked at. Of course, if comfort is completely irrelevant to your purchase then just buy the first thing you come across, that looks reasonably well made - it's a way of living life, :) ...

Then look in terms of material effects on electronic signals...and electronic assemblies.

As for beauty, left right symmetry has a lot to play...
 
I........Of course pyschoacoustics applies, but one aspect that they never check out, because they never use equipment capable enough, is that sufficiently competent playback can produce convincing sound - they've got a tyre rated at 150mph to test, but the fastest car at their disposal does 80, with a tailwind.
Your brain is going 150mph but the best audio systems can only do 80mph.
 
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