The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[Zen Mod]

ook ya all

I'm at my Yoda's



pure hedonism

 

[stajo]

ook ya all

I'm at my Yoda's



pure hedonism

Weekly ****?

 

[Zen Mod]

funny Swede

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Weekly s***t ?

In his case, yes.
Think more of a massage parlor, where he's vertebraed by something green that talks in Yoga.

 

[Zen Mod]

later we'll post some huggin' and kissin' pics

especially for Metaldanske

 

[stajo]

In his case, yes.
Think more of a massage parlor, where he's vertebraed by something green that talks in Yoga.

Ah, i thought he had friday for his leak at the rehab center.

When I came to the western bridge, I was home.
When the ships go off shore, I am home
I wish you to get all that you want
I wish the sails to take me away.

Joakim Thåström

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Naah, ZM goes by the name Tube Bigelow, he's visiting his Vienna pimp for a weekend of Cage aux Foil.
(after which he will attempt to cross the border with French hemp cheese)

 

[a.wayne]

Hemp Cheese .....

 

[gl]

Just as long as it's not the Dutch border. That's life in prison if you're caught.

Even trying to get cheesy jokes into Holland will result in serious jail time.

gl

 

[c2cthomas]

Cheezy hemp???

 

[c2cthomas]

(after which he will attempt to cross the border with French hemp cheese)

Now I am having mental images of a block of *ash as big az a weel of cheezzzze... Not that I would know what that looks like....

Well - not for over 40 years anyway.....

 

[brianco]

Now I am having mental images of a block of *ash as big az a weel of cheezzzze... Not that I would know what that looks like....

Well - not for over 40 years anyway.....

....more like a stash in a very dirty sock.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

cheesy jokes

Export only, like Heineken.

(reinstating capital punishment after a century and change, for smuggling humor in, might even be an idea worth considering)

 

[c2cthomas]

OK Ya dummy's - you haven't been around today to distract me so I have been surfing da 'net and finding other fishy stories.

I didn't get much of a response to my well intended warning about the Tourettes Fish so I thought I would try again to impress upon you some more fishing safety tips.

Today's fish is the Candiru - it is a tiny fish - with a big bite.
They come in handy so people won't take a leak you your swimming pool...

Candiru - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://blog.punjabilokvirsa.com/2010/12/candiru-fish/
Candiru Song - YouTube
1000 ways to die#963 - YouTube

 

[jacco vermeulen]

See, rubber underwear can save your pau (The Rundown, Rosario Dawson)

 

[c2cthomas]

See, rubber underwear can save your pau (The Rundown, Rosario Dawson)

Hmmmmmm - I wonder what ZM and hiz Yoda are up to????
Most likely smoking things such as amplifiers or voice coils...

 

[brianco]

Me with my gout [excess uric acid] problem is very pleased that these nasty Candiru do not inhabit the local salmon rivers!!

 

[c2cthomas]

Me with my gout [excess uric acid] problem is very pleased that these nasty Candiru do not inhabit the local salmon rivers!!

Not yet - but global warming might change that. Swimming across the Atlantic might present a problem - but if they follow the trail of BS from da Pub - well we could be in real trouble. I'm never sitting on the loo again!!!

Spotted any Tourettes Fish in your parts lately???

BTW - I don't think that the Candiru will attack ankle joints......

 

[stajo]

Mmm, pretty

 

[brianco]

Not yet - but global warming might change that. Swimming across the Atlantic might present a problem - but if they follow the trail of BS from da Pub - well we could be in real trouble. I'm never sitting on the loo again!!!

Spotted any Tourettes Fish in your parts lately???

BTW - I don't think that the Candiru will attack ankle joints......

...should get them straight to Music City.

There was a salmon swimming across a field saying - in a loud voice - "Where's da f...ing river gone...b...ard."